"Defines a generation." - LA Times
"I can't even." - USA Today
"______________" - You
who is she
last night I had a dream that I was wandering through an old abandoned house and found an ancient box of pizza. there was still a slice in there, so I ate it. but then dream me realized this was a bad idea and was desperate to spit it out. only I guess I was coming awake, however gradually, because I woke up and I was leaning over the side of my bed spitting onto the floor, just a giant wad of saliva on top of the clothes I had deposited beside my bed last night.